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Friend:
So, who's your favourite celeb right now?
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Me:
Reed Kessler.
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Friend:
Who's that?
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Me:
The best horse rider I have ever seen. She's only 18 and she's representing USA at the 2012 London Olympics, truly a talented young girl.
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Friend:
Ugh, horse riders aren't celebrities! They don't count!
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Me:
Say that again...
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Friend:
Horse riders aren't celebrities, they don't count.
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Police Officer:
So you say she just tripped off that cliff?